But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All the doctor said was why
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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