let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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