If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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