tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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