party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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