I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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