how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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