Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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50% drunk capacity currently
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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