yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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