Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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