Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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