we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it glows. i had to have it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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