roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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