dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
