hotel room ftw
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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