Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i think i have two assholes
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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