Me too!
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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