i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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