I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Hippo gnu deer
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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