Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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