I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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