Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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