Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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