I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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