Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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