thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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