So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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