His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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