you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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