i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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