is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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