Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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