I love black thongs
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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