i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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