I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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