Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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