why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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