She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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