U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I looked at my own cervix.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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