do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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