I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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