Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Farmville is her only friend.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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