I want to stick my p in your. b.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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