i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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