This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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