Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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