hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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