Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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