He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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