oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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