Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Who died my cat blue again?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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