Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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