Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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