"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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