this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This is the high leading the old right now
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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