considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
