I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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