is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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