I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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