Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You took a bar mat shot.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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